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Wholesale Boob Pun Card 'Breast in Show'

Wholesale Boob Pun Card 'Breast in Show'

Regular price $3.00 USD
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Have you ever looked for a boob pun card for a friend only to find that nothing says quite what you want to say? For instance, perhaps you're looking for a motivational message with nipples or an encouraging note for someone with a great pair. Fear not, I've got you covered!

These unique blank greeting cards featuring boob puns and fuzzy balls will above all raise a smile and spirits. In short, you need this card!

My cards are handmade on my kitchen table so the shape and color of the breasts and nipples will vary from these images. Custom cards featuring the colors, shapes, and puns of your choice are available upon request. Please contact me for bulk or wholesale orders.


  • Card measures 5" x 7"
  • Hand drawn in black ink on 90lb (250gsm) natural kraft paper
  • Envelope measures 5 ¼" x 7 ¼"
  • Envelope is 80lb (120gsm) natural kraft paper that is opaque and self-adhesive
  • Paper is 100% acid free.

PROCESSING TIME: 1-2 business days.


FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING: All domestic (US) deliveries shipped free of charge. Sent by USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) unless requested otherwise.


I donate 10% of proceeds from my boob pun cards to HIPS. HIPS advances the health rights and dignity, of people and communities impacted by sex work and drug use. HIPS provides non-judgmental harm reduction services, advocacy, and community engagement and is led by those with lived experience.

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