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Boob Pun Card 'The Breast Thing Since Sliced Bread'

Boob Pun Card 'The Breast Thing Since Sliced Bread'

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Have you ever looked for a boob pun card for a friend only to find that nothing says quite what you want to say? Perhaps you're looking for a motivational message with nipples or an encouraging note for someone with a great pair. Fear not, I've got you covered! These unique blank greeting cards featuring boob puns and fuzzy balls will above all raise a smile and spirits.


These breast cards are handmade on my kitchen table and so the shape and color of the breasts and nipples will vary from these images. Custom cards featuring the colors, shapes, and breast puns of your choice are available upon request. Please contact me for bulk or wholesale orders.



  • Card measures 5" x 7"
  • Hand drawn on 90lb (250gsm) natural kraft paper
  • Envelope measures 5 ¼" x 7 ¼"
  • Envelope is 80lb (120gsm) natural kraft paper that is opaque and self-adhesive
  • Paper is 100% acid free.

PROCESSING TIME: 1-2 business days.


FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING: All domestic (US) deliveries shipped free of charge. Sent by USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) unless requested otherwise.


I donate a percentage of all sales to HIPS. HIPS advances the health rights and dignity, of people and communities impacted by sex work and drug use by providing non-judgmental harm reduction services, advocacy, and community engagement led by those with lived experience.

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